I just returned from a trip to Ethiopia. I have been enchanted with the country for years, due to its ancient Jewish and Christian traditions. My trip confirmed all my suspicions.
Every American and every Christian should be aware of this great nation. Jesus said, “The last shall be first.” Ethiopia has been last and first many times already in human history. Recently, she has been named the poorest country on earth. But that could flip the other way soon as well. Spiritually, she may never have dropped from the top tier.
Enjoy your read, and please join me in the admiration.
12 things Ethiopian Orthodox Christians can teach American Christians.
1. Black people became Christians way before white people.
2. Black people found Judaism long before white or Greek people.
3. No Starbucks coffee in the church lobby.
4. Having lots of children sure beats national suicide.
5. If Blacks want ancient African religious roots, Christianity far precedes Islam.
6. Young people love cartoons.
7. No tolerance for sexual insanity.
8. Be a moderate. Wear a Christian head covering.
9. There’s a way to get along with Muslims.
10. Sorry Steven Spielberg, the Ark may not be in a giant warehouse.
11. The first people on earth probably have some insights for us.
12. Other enlightening factoids.
1. Black people became Christians way before white people.
Ethiopia is arguably the first Christian nation on the planet, declaring itself in submission to Christ by at least 325 A.D. But this people group became Christians from the very beginning with the Apostle Philip baptizing the Ethiopian eunuch, recorded in Acts 8.
Also, Ethiopians received the Holy Spirit on the Day of Pentecost (according to John Chrysostom), and, according to tradition, the Apostle Matthew visited the country and baptized King Aeglippus—head of a great empire known as Axum, what is now Ethiopia.
We white people are just so used to thinking of blacks and Africans from a colonial perspective, where the people from the dark continent have been so blessed the past 200 years to learn from their white conquerers. But Ethiopia (the only African country not to be colonized although Italy unsuccessfully invaded in both 1899 and 1935) is not like all the other African countries where Christianity coincides with white invasion. Ethiopia is ahead of us. WAY ahead.
2. Black people found Judaism long before white or Greek people.
And there’s more. Not only did black people way precede white people in finding Christianity, Ethiopians preceded every other race besides Jews in embracing the Old Testament faith (I’ll use the term Judaism, but that’s not exactly correct).
As you may recall, Ethiopia’s monarch, the Queen of Sheba, traveled to Jerusalem and spent a good amount of time with Solomon, asking him “tough questions” (I Kings 1:10). The interrogation went well, and the queen brought Solomon’s religion to Ethiopia, which was a decided Judaic country from around 1000 BC, and the earliest Jewish community in the world besides Israel itself. (A continuous Jewish community remains there to this day.)
While the Ethiopian civilization was carefully studying the Old Testament, white
Europeans were “swinging in trees” (to quote the father in “My Big Fat Greek Wedding.”). Even the Greeks were late to the game, with Hellenistic Judaism coming on the scene in the 4th Century B.C., more than 500 years after these black people. In fact, Ethiopians believe they have the Ark of the Covenant in their country (see #10).
Ethiopian’s believe they were God-fearers even before Sheba visited Solomon, alleging monotheism was embraced there for hundreds if not thousands of years. One proof for this is Moses marrying an Ethiopian woman. Since the Old Testament strictly mandated marrying believers, Ethiopians insist Ethiopians were exactly that, worshippers of the one true God at least 1000 years before Solomon and Sheba connected.
3. No Starbucks coffee in the church lobby
Ethiopians are Orthodox Christians (non-Chalcedonian Niceans, but that’s a technicality for another day). They don’t do seeker friendly. Their worship services are an ancient tradition. Traditional vestments, not skinny jeans for the clerics. 1000 year old music (or older). So Starbucks, a recent invention, will not be served in the lobby. In fact, Orthodox Christians have fasted on Sunday mornings for 2000 years, making sure the first thing that touches their lips on the Lord’s Day is the Eucharist.
But that’s not to say the Ethiopians don’t appreciate coffee. They INVENTED coffee. First century. A goat herder noticed his guys were getting excited after eating red berries on a certain bush. He told some nearby Christian monks who found the berries quite handy for all night prayer services. One thing led to another.
Starbucks has got nothing on Ethiopia. In fact, the rather godless and progressive corporation sued a coffee shop chain there whose branding, colors, and layout looks remarkably similar to Starbucks. Ethiopia’s supreme court ruled against Starbucks, declaring that they had no standing since Ethiopia invented coffee.
4. Having lots of children sure beats national suicide.
“Be fruitful and multiply. Fill the earth.” This is God’s first command to mankind and it has never been rescinded. It is still one of the most important commands, and for good reason. Disobeying it tends to destroy your nation and your economy. Solomon also told us in the Scriptures, “A large population is a king’s glory, but without subjects a prince is ruined.” (Prov. 14:28)
But if the Bible doesn’t do it for you, take it from the Washington Post. “Europe will continue to shrink, which is worsening it’s economic problems,” declares D.C.’s paper of record. Pat Buchanan told us as much in an entire book entitled The Death of the West, where he used only United Nations stats to prove his premise—that we are losing our place economically and politically to the East because of demographics. Pat is blunt, saying this will not be reversed if “white people don’t start having more babies.”
Ethiopian women have lots of babies. The average African woman has five. Because of this, Africa is the future. “The Asian century could be followed by the African century,” says the Post. “As China shrinks, it’s workforce will get smaller precisely when it needs them most.”
5. If Blacks want ancient African religious roots, Christianity far precedes Islam.
Islamic architecture is a ripoff of ancient Christian, Byzantine architecture. Cathedrals in Ethiopia sometimes resemble mosques for this reason. When one walks up to a cathedral in Ethiopia, you hear on a loudspeaker strange ancient chanting, which sounds just like what the Muslims do. But they got it from the ancient Christians. The more traditional Christian men wear cool little hats, and that might mistake them for Muslims elsewhere in Africa.
6. Young people love cartoons.
Actually, most adults love cartoons now, as well. The Simpsons got nothing on Ethiopia, as their iconography has a light-hearted, brightly colored motif that immediately grabs your attention. Oh, and Jesus’s skin may have been a little darker than George Washington’s.
7. No tolerance for sexual insanity.
This is the age of tolerance. Not so much in Ethiopia. They haven’t gotten into a transgender discussion yet because the insane moderns haven’t made any inroads yet on the earlier taboo of homosexuality. Fully 97 percent of the populace thinks homosexuality should be rejected. It is against the law, punishable by no less than one year and not more than 15. (Adultery is also a punishable offense.)For Christians, the issue is fairly straightforward. Homosexuality is wrong. A sin. In the Old Testament it is called “detestable,” and in the New Testament “shameful lust” and “perversion.” Ethiopians just read their bibles and don’t tolerate it in their society. They haven’t been “educated” enough to think differently. Some may call this backward, but it’s no different than the state of Georgia’s laws just a few years ago, and all of America’s laws a century ago.
Ethiopians were excited when Obama visited recently—the first sitting President to ever do so. But they moaned under their breath when his big talking point was gay rights. Their Patriarch Abune Paulos pretty well summed up the politically incorrect sentiments of Ethiopian Christians: “This is something very strange in Ethiopia, the land of the Bible that condemns this very strongly. For people to act in this manner they have to be dumb, stupid like animals. We strongly condemn this behaviour. They have to be disciplined and their acts discriminated. They have to be given a lesson.”
8. Be a moderate. Wear a Christian head covering.
You see what I did there? Hardcore libs won’t like the joke, but the reality is that our world has gone nuts over female headcoverings, and Orthodox Christians bring a balance. The Salafist and Wahabiist Muslims force women to show nothing but their eyes. The nutso Western liberals encourage women to dance completely naked if they so desire. The balance? Orthodox Christian women have traditionally worn a covering on their heads, but not on their faces. Much of Islam is bad news, but some parts they get right, like calling the West’s penchant for porn, immorality, abortion, and the destruction of the family “the Great Satan.” A simple way to put it is that, in this area, Muslims are traditional. And they seem to get along a little better with Orthodox Christians than Westerners because of some of these traditional beliefs, including a sense of women covering themselves.
I probably need to move on from this topic, because it will tick so many people off, even strong bible-believing Christians. I mean … it’s not like they discuss this in the bible or anything … oh wait.
Anyway, as I mentioned before, the world is going nuts over this issue. In France, things are getting blown up and there are riots in the streets over whether a Muslim woman can wear her hijab to work. The question of the female head covering seems to directly confront the core modern beliefs articulated by that great Western saint Aleister Crowley: “Do as thou wilt.” This confrontation of obedience with freedom may lead to it’s own World War Three, and I’m just saying a little loving moderation from our Orthodox Christian women might save a lot of lives and prevent a lot of destruction.
9. There’s a way to get along with Muslims.
It’s not easy, and it requires patience and vigilance, but Ethiopians have demonstrated for nearly 1500 years now that Christians and Muslims can in fact get along. Almost half of Ethiopians are Orthodox Christians. Add Protestants and Catholics and the number is 62 percent. Muslims comprise 33 percent.
Both Christian and Muslim holy days are recognized by the Ethiopian government. If two Muslims both want to go before a Sharia law court to settle their differences, they are allowed to do so. The ruling Christian political party in Ethiopia gets a slightly higher percentage of votes in the Muslim sections of the country than the other sections.
The tolerable relations began in the 7th Century when Ethiopia chose to protect Muslims fleeing from persecution in Arabia. Muhammed gave instructions for Ethiopia not to be targeted for jihad.
Problems have emerged from time to time—a few years ago some extremist Muslims attacked some churches and killed a few people—but those extremists were dealt with forcefully (as extremists) and the rest of the Muslims, generally peaceable, are not lumped in with the bad guys.
10. Sorry Steven Spielberg, the Ark may not be in a giant warehouse.
When the Queen of Sheba visited Solomon, they apparently had quality time together, and a son named Menelik was born when she returned to her country.
In fact, Ethiopian sacred history says Menelik brought the Ark of the Covenant back with him after he returned to Israel to visit his aging father. If I’ve got the story right, Solomon sent the high priest Zadok back with Prince Menelik to help get the ritual and worship concepts squared away, but Zadok went a step further, bringing along the ark itself (perhaps concerned about Solomon’s apostasy late in life). Zadok left an exact replica in Jerusalem.
The ark is mentioned a couple of times in the Old Testament after the days of Sheba and Menelik, so this story is tough for many to swallow, but there is no mention of the ark after Babylon destroyed Jerusalem in 587 BC. It’s pretty clear that the ark got swifted away some time before that, and it remains a mystery as to where it was taken. It must be somewhere. Spielberg and George Lucas can speculate, but the Ethiopians have no doubt. It is in their country, at the sacred Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion. Guarded by several men with machine guns, one holy man is chosen every generation to care for the ark, and only he gets to see it, wouldn’t you know it.
In the 1992 book The Sign and the Seal, British writer Graham Hancock (The Guardian, The Times, and The Economist) suggested that the ark spent several years in Egypt before it came to Ethiopia via the Nile River, where it was kept in the islands of Lake Tana for about four hundred years and finally taken to Northern Ethiopia. Other experts disagree. But the larger point is that for some reason Ethiopians are quite convinced they have the ark. Why is that the case, and why is the feeling so strong?
11. The first people on earth probably have some insights for us.
Ethiopians believe the Garden of Eden was in their country. And the evidence is rather compelling.
I don’t give much credence to modern anthropology’s love fest with “millions and millions” of years old neanderthals or whatever being discovered in Africa. Funny how they find lots of ape looking skulls and lots of human looking skulls but never anything in-between. That’s another discussion for another day, but for preliminary fun and evidence, the famous “Lucy” skull was discovered in Ethiopia, is on display at Addis Ababa’s national museum, and many secularists believe Ethiopia is home to the first homo-sapiens.
More importantly, the Bible makes reference to Ethiopia when it describes the four rivers that flow out of the great river of Eden in Genesis Chapter 2:13: “And the name of the second river is Gihon; the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.”
Jewish historian Josephus (1st Century) confirms that the Gihon is the Nile river (Antiquities i.1.3) In fact, 2nd Century Greek historian Pausanius says the Euphrates also “rises again beyond Ethiopia and becomes the Nile.” (Book II,5,3)
Ethiopia is, of course, the source of the Nile, where the Blue Nile flows from the highlands of Lake Tana into the Nile and northward to Egypt. As the largest river on the planet, the Nile is a good choice for the great river flowing out of Eden.
Another compelling piece of evidence for an Ethiopian Eden is DNA science affirming that humanity began in this same area of Ethiopia at Lake Tana. As you can see from the graphic, “Mitochondrial Eve,” as she
is referred to by DNA scientists, emerged in East Africa at Ethiopia. According to Wiki quoting Nature magazine: “Homo sapiens idaltu, found at site
Middle Awash in Ethiopia … is the oldest known anotomically modern human being.”
Gert Muller has written an excellent book making the case for an Ethiopian Adam and Eve, a 2011 work entitled Eden: the Biblical Garden discovered in East Africa.
The point? Well, the first and the oldest always have something to teach us. We would do well to listen to the ancient traditions of Ethiopia.
12. Other enlightening factoids.
♦ Ethiopians generally do not eat pork or shellfish because of their long association with Old Testament religion.
♦ Monks fast as many as 250 days a year. Laypeople fast from meat and dairy products 180 days a year. During lent before Easter and Christmas, church services are held daily from early morning to 3 PM. Only one meal is allowed during the fasting days and the first meal is taken after the liturgy is complete at 3 PM, except Saturdays and Sundays, where a meal is allowed after the morning service.
♦ Ethiopian Christians follow a different calendar. It starts with creation. Jesus was born in the year 5,500. They have a short 13th month. Due to a different calculating system, their calendar says we are in the 2008th year after Jesus’s birth. The New Year starts on our September 11 (as does the Jewish year, approximately, with Rosh Hashana). Their Christmas is 13 days after ours. They keep hours differently, starting at dawn. Our 7 am is their 1 o’clock. (They use the same system as the bible, for example when Jesus was crucified “at the 3rd hour”).
Years are observed in a four year cycle based on the Gospel evangelists. So, farmers will plough the land meditating on Matthew, but the next year they will drive their cow and think about Mark’s gospel.
♦ Ethiopians claim their recent monarch, Heile Selassie, was in the line of King Solomon and boasted the longest unbroken dynasty in history. He was overthrown and killed by Communists in 1974. He is worshipped by Rastafarians.
♦ Monasticism is a major component of Ethiopian Christianity and has flourished for over 1000 years. In the 1700s a Scottish explorer came across in a monastery the only copy left of the Book of Enoch, quoted in the Book of Jude in the New Testament.
♦ Violent genocide swept the country after the “Derg,” the communist regime, overthrew the emperor in 1974. Over a million were killed. Fifteen years later, the smaller Tigray tribe from the north, with the longest unbroken Christian heritage, gathered the other larger tribes together to successfully overthrow the Derg. According to the people I talked with, Ethiopia’s Christian heritage was a key component of the rallying cry, and their President today is an outspoken Christian.
Great article Dean!
I envy you your travels to that far away land. It seems they dii have a thing or two to teach us, and not only about Christianity.
I find the photos of these people interesting because they look strikingly different than the average African I am used to, especially with their long aquiline noses, piercing eyes, and rather thin faces. Quite handsome, actually.
Re: the Communist Derg party-did you find out who was the money behind that?
The Derg was Soviet backed. They fell in 1991, in large part because the Soviet Union was failing at the same time. Whether there was other weird money like Soros, etc., I don’t know.
The Ethiopian women are stunning. Mix those features you named with bodies that only Africans can produce. Quite a combination.
What an interesting article with great insight! Thanks dude
Great article!!
I just want to point out one strange comment you’ve made though: When you talk about the Ark , you’ve mentioned that Orthodox Christians keep one replica at their prayer corner at home. That is totally wrong and bizzare statement I’ve ever read in my life. I’m an Ethiopian and Orthodox Christian also, we never thought neither we have the replica at home to pray with. It is sacred and kept only in the church. In fact no one except the priests allowed to touch or even see it in bare eyes, they always have to cover it with robes. I hope you had a great time in Ethiopia. I wish you would’ve mentioned how our forefathers were great engineers for building 12 Rock hwen churches of Lalibela, I always thought that’s fascinating. Blessings !
Thank you for your true account of that great country. We all need to preserve the historical sites and condemn the force in power that is working to disintgrate this historical,ancient Christian nation and completely become another muslim dominant country. This transformation of the country to a muslim dominant one is underway with the help of America, Britania and other rich countries now under attack by Islamist extremists. Ethiopia should remain a christian dominant country.
Messai, I have corrected the sentence you pointed out. Thank you (this is the beauty of interactive media).
I have not visited the North yet—Axum, Lalibela, etc. Can’t wait. I plan to visit soon.
Thanks for your kind words.
Great article Dean, You should mention about the traditional Ethiopian clothes too.
I don’t know anything about the traditional clothing. I still have a lot to learn. Would like to hear more about it.
I will be glad to enlighten you on many aspects of my country. Let me know.
I find the article to be very poignant for me, a recently baptized member who has embraced the teachings of the Christian Orthodox Church in Barbados. Thank you very much for sharing your insightful article.God’s Blessings to you.
thank you. God bless you. real history i read it. search you can get still so many the world untoutch histories are there. especially about Ethiopian Orthodox church.
“Much of Islam is bad news, but some parts they get right, like calling the West’s penchant for porn, immorality, abortion, and the destruction of the family ‘the Great Satan.’” For you to write something like that shows that you haven’t actually been influenced by the Ethiopian Christianity that you rightfully laud. And, you should educate yourself on Islam.
Please enlighten us, Joseph.
It is important to declare that the final history of His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I is a mystery. The communist regyme caused by the Derg by the evil Mnegistu deposed him and made that the imperial doctor say that his majesty deseased in an prostata operation. The imperial doctor declared that this was false when the regime go down by 1991. He said that no one knows of him. It surrounds the legend that when the communists took him, his majesty wants to pray by the last time in a church alone. That was the last time they saw him. Another theory, and the most valuable is that his majesty took tha ascetic life, and ancient tradition of the ethiopian church for the kings. Blessings.
Christianty was brought to ethiopia by the greeks so no ethiopia wasnt christian before whit people they brung it there and converted king ezana thats what makes them the first christian nation so no whites was christian before blacks
Impressive insights for a person who did not yet visited the northern parts of Ethiopia filled with abundant values and traditions learned from Orthodox Christianity. If interested in further expert opinions and documentations to the country’s history and religious values, contacting Dr Fikre Tolossa and Mahibere Kidusan Centers in US would help. Thanks for the pleasant article.
Thank you dean what a an amazing story I truly loved it; we need more people like you that likes to speak out the truth rather than the lies what I mean by that is Ethiopia was and still is magnificent, people now days tend to talk about its small bad side rather than what it use to be i mean it’s still holding on its history but not like how it use to be. Although there is this part where you mentioned about Genocides, I feel like what’s happening right now it’s far more worse than what derg did-you know about what derg did because it’s in upfront situation-you knew about how many people got killed because again upfront situation, how about the one that isn’t? Don’t you reckon it holds something huge behind it (in this generation no government gets better, comes out smarter and worser). Thank you for your beautiful story once again though.
Christianity existed long before the rule of King Ezana the Great of the Kingdom of Axum, the religion took a strong foothold when it was declared a state religion in 330 AD. Pinpointing a date as to when Christianity emerged in Ethiopia is uncertain. The earliest and best known reference to the introduction of Christianity is in the New Testament (Acts 8:26-38[4]) when Philip the Evangelistconverted an Ethiopian court official in the 1st Century AD.
it is nice to know as a white man you can speak the truth.many white men don’t.they would see the truth of the historical church as a threat to their dominance. i enjoyed your reading.
are you baptised in the orthodox? if so which church.the reason i ask you is the fact that oriental and eastern orthodox churches are not in communion,due to doctrinal differences. the fault coming from the eastern orthodox. i trust that you know all the orthodox churches.
i am asking you from a perspective of a feedback reply. if you are oriental, i welcome you as a spiritual brother. if you are eastern orthodox,the fact that you speak so eloquently about the ethiopian church, would you not feel a deep sense of concern that you are not a part of god’s grace and divine blessing?
if after saying all that,you are not a baptised member of church,will you consider joining us a baptised spiritual brother. by the way i am a baptised member of the ethiopian orthodox church for some 20 odd years now. i am of caribbean descent.
Rocky, I am Eastern Orthodox. You’ll see a full treatment here—article and podcast with my bishop—regarding the relationship between Eastern and Oriental Orthodox. We desire unity.
http://globalstoryline.com/home/2017/1/21/unity-with-ethiopia
I am fascinated with your perspective as an Orthodox Christian we are all blessed to have a true witnesses to the a poor and forgotten land. God bless you, let Him guide you for yet another testimony. Mimi Bekele.